Dear National Security Administration, First and foremost, I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your recent successes in obtaining the private and deeply personal information of 99.9% of the American public. While I, personally, have neither the political inclination nor the stamina – I have been known to max out after a…
In the name of spreading my undying love of Pretty Little Liars & Spencer Hastings around the world, please read my Open Letter, via Tube Top Television! But first look at this sexy GIF: Okay now click this link and read: An Open Letter to Spencer Hastings.
Dear Nonexistent Roommate, Welcome home! I’m so happy to have you. Despite the fact that you’re not very helpful – you do tend to leave me with all the dishes – you make great company, don’t take up much space, and have been super duper accommodating about my habits so far. Even though it’s only been a…
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