Thanks to Rembert Browne, Taran Killam, and the relentless nature of the internet for forcing me to finally, FINALLY, catch up on all the DRAMA in Miley Cyrus’s life.
I shall begin by stating the most obvious: There has been quite a bit of talk about Miley Cyrus lately. Even more obvious: Miley Cyrus, f/k/a Hannah Montana, is an ex-Disney Channel star who, perhaps knowing she will never live up to the legacy of the ever-superior Britney Spears, is trying to do the next best thing: create her own identity! She ditched the training bra for a weird-leotardy-contraption, replaced her busted grill with offensively large veneers, and got a super tasteless-but-statement-makey haircut.
I think she looks like a cartoon character. But no matter. See, Miley fancies herself all grown up now, and she doesn’t think you get to have a say in her Trying to Become Who I Am journey. I can relate to that! It’s totes normal to want to change your public image from, like, crybaby/pathological liar/baseball team groupie with a meathead boyfriend to, for example…
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